My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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