i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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