You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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