the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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