Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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