she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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