If that was your dad, he is hot
i just google imaged poop.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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