Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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