North Korea, Best Korea!
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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