I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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