I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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