He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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