she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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