would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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