can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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