I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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