I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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