You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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