My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
