I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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