I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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