Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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