but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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