that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
