Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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