just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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