Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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