you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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