Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize