Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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