Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
