You're my little dorito
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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