I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you would pick up someone in the library
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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