I would go down on you faster than GM stock
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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