it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you will always have a special place in my vag
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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