How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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