1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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