ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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