Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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