Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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