I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He felt like a one man threesome
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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