i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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