I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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