That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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