Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Mom said you looked used
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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