you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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