i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
North Korea, Best Korea!
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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