Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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