IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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