In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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