thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Vodka?
Forever.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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