I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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