You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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