There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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